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"Oh gee thanks Tibetan Plateau. Yeah I'll just go without precipitation from the Inidan Ocean. It's fine." -Gobi Desert
i'm king of this here ranch, compadre. ya'll can tell by how regal i am, pardner.
melonking
7 years ago
No no, I don't think you understand, your posse is conscripted into the kings royal melon patch, please report to your new commander. Here's what they look like https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watermelon#/media/File:Taiwan_2009_Tainan_City_Organic_Farm_Watermelon_FRD_7962.jpg
andnow
7 years ago
fine dinin' ain't nothin' new to the descendent of the royal lineage's bloodline. here's what kings are all about: ropin', ridin', buckin' broncos, and fine dining at courtly parties. yeehaw!
melonking
7 years ago
I'm afraid you have it all wrong, it involves sitting at lots of boring high counsel meetings and taking requests from the citizens. Its not a job you'd want at all!
I'm just sitting here, licking the powdered sugar off of the donuts that I wear on each finger like the rings of a king.
Better late than never: Thank you very much! I like your site too. It showcases your writing very well.