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Dear Passenger, we write to inform you of a severe pile-up on the "Turbo Tummy Twister" due to several attendants failing to register your height restriction. As it has been the off-season for some time now, I fear their prospects are rather dismal, though I understand the rest of their time leading up to this unfortunate event was delightful. Universe be with U
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Thank you for the heads up on this! Pixie Park Management will be providing their families with one-time-use coupons for 40% off at the Funnel Cake stand.
Fantastic news, is there an expiry date on these that we should be aware of? We are experiencing some time dilation issues at present.
No expiry dates, but blackout dates apply! They may not be used in June or July, as those are high traffic dates we can milk a lot of money out of visitors.
Wonderful news and that is understandable in such a competitive market. Once again, apologies on behalf of our staff, though by this point they should be soft enough to push out with some kind of long flexible stick, cold weather not withstanding.