and here I am being proud that I know how to type and exit in vim, and you're using emacs, it amazes me how people use that software and customize it and stuff.
Don't worry, what I've got lined up for tomorrow is the return of some good ol' weeb-powered KYS bombs, guaranteed to tingle your sense of superiority or your money back.
https://www.intel.com/content/www/us/en/products/processors/core/i7-processors/i7-8086k.html now you can turn your 8086k into an 8086 ;)
Spoilers BTW.