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I've only ever watched E3s with Todd present. This was kinda sad. But the minifridge looked kinda sweet..? Nah, there's no hope for humanity, neck them all.

Todd looked a little off this time. Maybe older. Still a very underwhelming conference.

Todd is a like a reverse-Pinoccio: the more he lies, the more handsome and charismatic he looks.

kawaii snek

1942 is the best game in the series, not that I've played any others. The main theme is also, I'd say, one of the most memorable, simple yet powerful compositions for a damn game in the past 50 years. I loved nosediving planes into people :^)

As the nips say: "PETTO DESU!~^._,^` looking forward to husbandrypostan

That comma totes doesn't not a fang resemble, nor the dot a dimple. Aaand a backtick isn't a double quote mark. Aaaaaand I forgot a period, ffs.

I think I've only watched one unboxing video of a guy unboxing a 3DS (so must've been 2010~2011ish) and his foot was conspicuously in the frame the whole time, and one of the comments was "You have an excellent foot, sir." One of the funniest fucking YT comments I've read. I can't find the video now though.

"The Man with the Excellent Foot: A Novel", Jaul Inmeigh Hart

I want to lick SSBU Zelda's feet