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ive been held hostage by interdimensional aliens from outer space and they're about to probe me !! 😱😱 to save my poor rectum from being violated by a 4-dimensional object, please send your credit card info, social security number, and address in the replies to this neocities post 🥺🥺🤞🤞‼️‼️
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I think the aliens are bluffing, because I'm all but certain that their currency's valuation is far superior. Tell them to abduct Frank Black again so that he finally writes more interesting songs, tnx
You're telling me you DON'T want an alien to probe you with a 4-dimensional object? Coward.