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What type? Those "carry on reading" ones from 2011-2014 or the modern shitposty ones?
BOTH. BOTH PLEASE I NEED TO SHOW HOW GOOD THE OLD ONES WERE PLEASE
Alrightie. Here's the classic one from DeviantArt:
"WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up aSPECIALROOM to kill her, ( 1/? )"
"as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, ( 2/? )"
and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins someone will say i love you" and that's it lol. had to send it in multiple parts bc it was too long :P
For the shitposty ones, which types do you want more? Because those have lots of different variations lol
hmmmmm I think stuff like the navy seals one but NO NSFW ONES PLS
Maybe the Pacer Test copypasta? Also those lyrics copypastas can work aswell I think, I think you can find those easily but I could just send them if you want lol
please send them :( most things are blocked on my iPad :(
Alright, Here's the Pacer Test Copypasta: "The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] (1/2)
in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
Also for the lyrics copypastas you can easily access those through a quick online search with (insert song) lyrics, or alternatively most of them have the lyrics in the description. If that doesnt work i can just send some here too
Here: https://www.jessicagavin.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/how-to-cook-pasta-3-1200.jpg .
You said Copy Pasta right?