YES Bugland used to be my favorite site on neocities hands-down and I've never forgiven myself for not saving it to the Wayback Machine when it was still alive
read this as "i am FED UP with squirrels" and was utterly confused for like 5 seconds.
was it born tsundere?? obviously there's the possibility of it being a nickname, but did its parents name it "tsundere" like it was some sick joke? Or if it's actually a species name, does that mean there's a bunch of these plane-things running around, EACH and EVERY ONE OF THEM being romantically-challenged?!?! ...i need to lie down.
its more like if you named a cat "dog" and then it slowly grew up to become a dog
sticks and stone may break your bones, but name DEFINE EVERY SINGLE FACET OF YOUR WAKING LIFE
(this ad drives me insane and i see it CONSTANTLY)
the splendor... the majesty!... and a home and auto bundle love story for the ages. its Progressive... ON ICE.
"their bearnaise sauce here is the best in town. so what do you do for fun?" "not this" "hm. ... oh! what am i into? mostly progressives name your price tool. helps people find coverage options based on their budget. flo has it, i want it, its a whole thing aaaaand shes right there." "yeah, shes my ride. he has pics of you on his phone." "theyre... very tasteful."
liberty, liberty, liberty. libertyyyyyyy
which tie says only pay for what you need with liberty mutual? good call
YOU HAD A CAR NAMED BRAD, YOU LOVED BRAD
who can forget the classic "o-o-o-ozempic"
is that the one with the parents who give their son their old car and he throws a hissy fit because hes a shitty person? i hate that one
oh no thats yet another liberty mutual ad lol
i miss the inoffensive ads with the guys on the dock (riding a bike, reciting the ad as fast as possible, the one anonymous guy with the family photo in paris) because the karaoke and the emu ones are annoying as hell
LIMU EMUUUUUUUUUUUUUU and doug
were not taking any questions
O O O OREILLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AUTO PARTS
ok but its impossible to get tired of o o o oreilly auto parts ow