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The Satyrs’ Forest 🍇
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satyrwoud
1 year ago
Did i push this update to neocities just so that you all had to be subjected to constructionjak? Maybe
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There is no reason to use Times New Roman in any universe where Garamond exists. It is a profoundly ugly typeface, which only makes its overexposure all the more painful, unlike, say, Gill Sans, Verdana, or the Swiss grotesques. Friends don't let friends use Times
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satyrwoud
1 year ago
I'll allow it if it's for cheap web nostalgia bait purposes but will give you the side eye the whole time
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satyrwoud
1 year ago
Fuck dude maybe I need a page for Typography Hot Takes, I gotta get all this stuff out my system
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pencilvoid
1 year ago
I am 100% here for any and all Typography Hot Takes, so long as there is no neo-grotesque slander
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arkmsworld
1 year ago
Fine! From now on, all of you can use this font -> https://images.fastcompany.net/image/upload/w_596,c_limit,q_auto:best,f_auto/fc/ecofont-vector.jpg And may God have mercy on your souls.
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brennholz
1 year ago
aw hell yeah arkm I'm gonna save so much digital ink!!! The squids will thank me.
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satyrwoud
1 year ago
I realise that i’m under absolutely no obligation to explain what amounts to probably a fortnight and a half’s absence, not being a Youtuber who has to pump out clickbait every Friday so they don’t have to subsist entirely on baked beans, but it seemed impolite not to put up a post making the Not A Hiatus® official. (Plus my brain works in mysterious ways and it’s very much a weight off my back.)
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Australia was robbed
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pikemalarkey
1 year ago
Yes, someone stole all the lyrics and left that song with a one-liner that the band had to repeat endlessly
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satyrwoud
1 year ago
Added a little map to the bottom showing where all the albums are from — you may need to Ctrl+F5, as usual
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A humble compromise suggestion: add back the follow notifications, but collapse them so that "shittybaby69 followed satyrwoud, corru, pikemalarkey, arkmsworld…" only takes up one post rather than like nine
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pikemalarkey
1 year ago
I don't understand how notifications work, I think I have only received 1 in the last 3 years
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pseudocinnabar
1 year ago
im not sure how hard itd be on neocities's end to do this but it feels like a good way to do it. the sheer amnt of notifs like that made it a lot harder to keep up with site updates but i dont necessarily mind seeing them, they just needed condensed.
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satyrwoud
1 year ago
if we all band together to donate 0.00000000001 bitcoin im sure kevin will add it
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