(The best Christmas songs that people have actually heard of are “Stop the Cavalry” and “Driving Home for Christmas”, in case anyone wants something less sardonic)
P.S. Dear Kyle, please make it so changes result in a new post every 20 hours instead of 24, or something like that. I’m begging you. I can’t keep waiting exactly 24 hours and 1 minute to update
“Die” (something like “that one”) in the nominative and “hen”/“hun” (“them” and “their”) elsewhere is the option which sounds *least* like nails on a chalkboard but AUUGGHHH WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS DUTCH WHY CAN’T YOU HAVE A NICE UNISEX THIRD-PERSON PRONOUN LIKE ENGLISH DOES
Marked my predictions from last year — not great results for my predictive abilities! A 2023 forecast will be coming soon.