Dear Passenger, It has come to our attention that you may, in fact, be a doppelganger impersonating your true self. To resolve this matter, please report immediately to the cargo bay for identity verification. You will be required to provide the following: Your mother's maiden name. The name of your first pet. The street you grew up on...
Passenger Underwhite, would you like to let us know something about your neighbour? The process is 100% anonymous, simply place a blood sample and your ID card into the nearest vacuum tube along with those of your neighbour. Vega thanks you for your compliance. UBWU
Failure to comply may result in immediate banishment to the void. Thank you for your cooperation, have a pleasant journey and Universe be with U!
why does this remind me of that's not my neighbour
Passenger Underwhite, would you like to let us know something about your neighbour? The process is 100% anonymous, simply place a blood sample and your ID card into the nearest vacuum tube along with those of your neighbour. Vega thanks you for your compliance. UBWU