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There was a billboard by my house for a while with a picture of a toddler that said "TASTE LIKE CHICKEN" on it, and this is even more baffling. Thank you for sharing this, it is always interesting to read the minutiae behind an "oh, that's strange!" sort of story.
Thank you so much! Your website is such a pleasure to read, and I admire your writing accomplishments very much!