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Groundhog day rules because once a year everyone pretends to care about what some fat rodent thinks, and then goes about their life.
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hardmachine 2 weeks ago

The other day of the year that happens is my birthday!

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fabled 2 weeks ago

Hey... Phil's under a HUGE amount of pressure every year. He didn't want to be the Chosen One, having to predict the weather in the weird human ceremonies. I will always stand up for Punxsutawney Phil for handling things so well. I can DEFINITELY say I would not perform as well as him as a forecaster.

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hardmachine 2 weeks ago

I respect him but I think he leans too hard on his family's legacy as an excuse to slack. Dude has been wrong so many times but still gets to have a silly ceremony about it...

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