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you: omg i'm so bored, i want to work on something cool / ear rat mag: hey submissions are open for our next issue / you: ugh if only something was out there for me to submit my work to! / ear rat mag: hey the theme is "the 90's" it's gonna be rad / you: oh well guess i'll give up
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New Ear Rat in the works. Wanted to make sure you were aware!
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Hello everyone! Ear Rat Magazine is officially open for submissions for issue number five. The theme is "The 90's." Full info here: https://www.earratmag.com/p/submissions.html
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nohappynonsense
2 years ago
i'm just the editor. Automatic Llama does the art and layouts and the neocitizens make the content, but thank you for loving it!
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"By The River on a Wednesday" is doooope
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"They're coming. Dozens of tiny little feet, tip-tapping their way towards us. It is inevitable. Hold your breath and try not to move, they can hear exceptionally well."
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"How do you hear things so well?" / "I have an ear attached to my back that's literally as big as my body."
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Oh btw pike, I think I've been sending emails to an old account of yours that you don't check/have access to any longer? How can I contact
pikemalarkey
2 years ago
Er, that's weird. I've just tested both e-mail handles (agne@ and pike.malarkey@) and they seem to be working ok. That said, I sent you a story yonks ago but I never received a reply so maybe it's connected? I'll drop you a line on your two e-mails (ratmag and personal), tell me if you get them.
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pretty damn good
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yes sad sense
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oh hey, pike is back
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pikemalarkey
2 years ago
Okay, I have just put 2 and 2 together! But...I was always here. It was you who went missing, Rat mag link went down and everything disappeared. What happened?
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what I should do: write an essay about how the frugality of the Geo Metro is what the automotive industry would have continued to pursue if anyone *actually* gave a shit about the Earth. what I will actually do: probably not finish anything by March 31st
sorry just to clarify: that absolutely was NOT a complaint about your deadline or even the abstract of deadlines in general, but one about my own inadequacies lol.
it's not called last minute homework for nothing
write it anyway, and hit the deadline. problem solved.