This is like a different, better, more relatable version of Office Space and I couldn't love it more. So much relatability to my last office job, it's uncanny.
Short term joy to get through long term misery. Good grief, you're right. This post conveys the tedium and pointlessness so well it hurts
the alt text says: "neocities mascot wearing a halloween mask." Do people wear guy fawkes masks for halloween? Seems like they got the wrong holiday...
maybe they had the asset already made for nov 5th and they just said "eh lets use it now"
the rats i managed to capture have started scheming ways to escape the cage. i fear their escape is imminent and they will seek a bloody revenge against me
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wasps (and hornets) don't serve any purpose. the $9 wasp nest decoys on Amazon do however in keeping them off your property
Just ignore me. That's just the chip in my head sending signals to my computer
that's a great attitude towards running and it's something i'm trying to incorporate more (running on vibes) but i also like to know if i crushed 50 miles in a week etc etc
it sounds like you actually run distances! if you're trying to cover distance, it makes sense to track distance (: would love to read more about your running if you ever write about it again.
thanks! yeah i try to get some miles in as much as i can. i have written about running on my site a few times, i can link them to you direct if you're looking for them specifically. otherwise just poke around "features" and they're in there