Dear Passenger, we thank you for choosing to join our voyage into the dark beyond rather than suffering certain doom on your dying planet. You might like to take a stroll on the beach once you are settled - take in the refreshing sea breeze. But please, avoid the water at all costs. Universe be with U
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Dear Catraa, We are delighted to have you aboard our humble ship. Please find your new quarters where you may rest your weary flesh, dreaming of the embrace of the Universe. However, you must first make your journey onwards, so please take this map. It may appear as though a bowl of spaghetti thrown at a set of taped-together receipts and bus tickets, however, it is surely your key to unlock the infinite. UBWU
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You are eternally welcome!